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Posted by GreatBritishMan 3 weeks ago
I don't live in London, and had no idea the rent there was so high! All of these properties are owned by a single landlord. He must be making a tidy profit!
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Posted by gandalfian 3 weeks ago

I known someone who asked for a quote to freshen up an empty London flat. Just a quick single coat of paint on all the walls to hide the wear. The answer £30,000. He asked if they had misplaced the decimal point and they said no. ??? My friend went out and bought his own rollers... It's a different scary  world.

Edit: You are right my hazy two year old memory and provincial prejudice made me exaggerate. Checking old emails it was £17,500 quoted. Decorater confirmed it was not a typo. Probably including VAT as I commented none of our local decoraters are succesful enough to charge Vat. So appologies to london tradesmen for unfairly slandering them. After VAT and income tax he would have been lucky to earn a £1000 and a bit per day. And we turned him down too :)

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Posted by New_Method_2817 3 weeks ago

During the gold rush in California in the 1800s many people set up business selling shovels and pickaxes.

I guess the painter and decorators fit into that category.

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Posted by Maleficent_Wash7203 3 weeks ago

I got a quote out of laziness to do half of a small two bed flat in Scotland and it was 3k. How the hell are they getting 30k? I ended up doing it myself too. How is a deposit supposed to cover 30k? Is the paint going to open a portal to Hogwarts? 

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Posted by Ok-Blackberry-3534 3 weeks ago

It's not £30k. That painter is booked up, so they send out a daft figure on the basis you'll turn it down. If you accept it, they'll move the rest of the jobs around.

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Posted by DaenerysTartGuardian 3 weeks ago

Yeah, it's the "well, I'll have to work evenings or weekends but I'll have 30 grand so I don't mind" rate. Not a real quote.

That or they think the customer is a rube.

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Posted by Worried-Mine-4404 2 weeks ago

What are you if you only get 1 quote?

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Posted by rottingpigcarcass 3 weeks ago

I get that idea/theory but 30k that’s basically a “fuck off” quote

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Posted by Ok-Camp-7285 3 weeks ago

That's basically what ok blueberry said

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Posted by rottingpigcarcass 3 weeks ago

I know I’m merely saying there’s “no thank you” and then there’s “fuck yourself with a massive long pole” :).
He’s never moving jobs around because no one is ever saying yes to 30k

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Posted by leakingwatts 3 weeks ago

Why are you using two accounts?

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Posted by Ok-Camp-7285 3 weeks ago

I'm not. What makes you say that?

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Posted by Ok-Blackberry-3534 3 weeks ago

Yes, it is. They don't want to do it.

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Posted by BeagleMadness 3 weeks ago

Wow, I paid my teenager £100 to stick a coat of paint on our hallway and stairs just to freshen it up recently. Took him about 3 hours including prep/cleanup. I had put my back out and he needed money. Did a great job, too. Glad he didn't see these comments first!

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Posted by InnisNeal 3 weeks ago

🤣 30 quid an hour + the materials already there. I'd be chuffed with that now, needing anything else painted?

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Posted by Dale1512 3 weeks ago

Brilliant is he free this weekend to do our hallway ??

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Posted by SmallCatBigMeow 3 weeks ago

Even £3k is a lot for that!

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Posted by TopSale7706 3 weeks ago

I charge a day rate of £180 for general maintenance in London. I work 10am to 4pm and don't leave site for any breaks, I will stop for a sandwich or a juice for a few minutes but I work for 5.5 hours of the 6.

I have a lot of excellent tools and equipment so whether it's clearing a garden, painting things, ripping out a bathroom, cleaning slabs/driveways.....I get a lot done in 6 hours.

The £180 also includes a small amount of waste removal.

Truth be told I am a terrible businessman who doesn't have the heart to charge people an absolute mint!

I based my prices on my previous job paying me £24 per hour. Charging £180 for my 10-4 shift for a private customer means I equal my old pay but I like this job more.

Once I have a customer I very rarely lose them!

Edit: Almost forgot! Most people generally give me £200 as I really do provide spectacular value! Old people? Single Mums? I quite often don't charge them anything at all🙂

Stockbroker with one nostril and a Rolex? He's getting an inflated bill😂 Nah, not really, I charge them £180 as well.

I am in the North East of the city and work in a large radius for this set price. I went to Peckham a few weeks ago and had to charge £210 to cover fuel and extra time but apparently the lowest quote apart from mine was £450!!!!

I think £450 is obscene for a regular garden clearance. Hats off the those who make it but it's not a moral position I would like to be in.

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Posted by ApplePearCherry 3 weeks ago

Surely that must be wrong?

How large is that "flat"?

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Posted by Vaping101 3 weeks ago

30k to paint a flat? I think I’m in the wrong career.

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Posted by BlueTrin2020 3 weeks ago

It’s the quote they give when they can’t do it because they are fully booked.

OP’s friend should have asked 3-4 quotes.

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Posted by Alarmarama 3 weeks ago

Nobody wants to work in London if it's anywhere central. The parking tickets will be hundreds per day, with risk of towing if there's nowhere to park properly (often isn't), plus C charge. It's just a lot of hassle so the demand just outweighs supply and yeah, basic jobs in central London often end up costing double or triple what you'd pay elsewhere.

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Posted by SataySue 3 weeks ago

I know several painters and decorators, there's no way they'd quote anything like this, even using Farrow & Ball or similar

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Posted by Sufficient_Pace_4833 3 weeks ago

what's happening here is the painters DON'T REALLY WANT THE JOB. They have a full book. Or they are going on holiday. Or they simply can't be arsed with it.

So they throw in that figure just to see if the customer is absolutely batshit crazy. Because they give exactly zero shits if they don't get the work.

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Posted by Scared_Cricket3265 3 weeks ago

London painter/decorators are the supermodels of 2024.

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Posted by AMD1607037 3 weeks ago

That's definitely a 'no thanks' quote

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Posted by DerpDerpDerp78910 3 weeks ago

I’ve had this a lot. It’s a pain the arse. You get rinsed as soon as they see the house price / location. 

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Posted by Strude187 3 weeks ago

I have friends that are architects, they do those mega basements in super expensive areas where the only way to expand a property is down.

They’ve seen quotes for £10k a room before, just for it to be painted. They say it’s often the case when they don’t want the work. They give a silly high price as a way of saying no. And if they get the work, it’s worth it

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Posted by pelpops 3 weeks ago

A relative has a friend in Monte Carlo. It was over £100,000 to paint a garden wall.

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Posted by ProfessionalCowbhoy 3 weeks ago

That's completely false.

There's absolutely no way it costs that much even in London.

If he was given that quote it's because the painter doesn't want the job and is telling him politely he doesn't want the job unless you give me £30k then obviously I'll do it because literally anyone would do r for that money

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Posted by gandalfian 3 weeks ago

To those asking. My friend had just purchased a mansion flat in a old mansion block central london for just over a million. (Stunned me but still cheaper than 30 years of renting with last of cheap mortgages). That's why it was empty and the decoration a little scuffed. So not a tiny flat but nothing huge either. The painter was recommended and working elsewhere in the building for several other flats who often spent hundreds of thousands just updating flats. I suspect he would have done a more thorough job than my friend really wanted and it was only a fraction of the cost of buying the flat to bring it up to its best. And I suspect there are allot of people in the area who have no concept of money, they just want it done well and hassle free and no doubt he does that. So I think it was a genuine quote and he really thought my friend might go for it. But it was still a staggering amount of money, 5 to 10 times what was expected, and gave my friend an existential crisis of whether he could actually afford to live there... Decent tradesmen in central London do seem scarce, whether those that make the effort to be available are really all earning six figure incomes I don't know?

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Posted by dannydizzlo 3 weeks ago

Bullshit, 30k quote?

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Posted by _J0hnD0e_ 3 weeks ago

I'm guessing that decorator is too busy or just doesn't want the job. It's common practice, but basically they never say no if they don't want you. They just give you an outlandish quote to drive you away. If it doesn't work, then they get a big payday!

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Posted by bobtheboat1 3 weeks ago

That is rubbish show us the qoute

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Posted by Bungeditin 3 weeks ago

I think youll find a ‘single coat’ is street slang for a kilo of cocaine.

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Posted by busfeet 3 weeks ago

Based off that quote… assuming it’s a week’s work and materials are roughly £1k, if he takes 4-5 weeks of holiday he would be earning £1.4m annually.

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Posted by billdotty 3 weeks ago

Bullshit.

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Posted by No_Group5174 3 weeks ago

I live up in the North and it is common to be blown off by trades because it is better money for them to travel to London and stay in a hotel.
If they normally charge £300/d, they will charge £600. Then for expenses like hotel, food and parking he will charge 500/d. For 2 people doing a simple painting of a flat, that is probably a £10,000 quote. If they want it done "next week", that will double because he has to put off his other customers. And people will accept that price. Which is why I get told "can't do next week as agreed mate, we will be back the week after". £30,000 seems high and probably includes a "fuck off" premium, but it is not out of the ordinary.

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Posted by Disko_rekah 3 weeks ago

My landlord refused to buy new curtains for us even though they were soiled and ripped. Rent is £1750 (manchester) pcm. After buying our own....he then had the audacity to ask where we got them from because he'd like to put some up after our tenancy is up 😂

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Posted by rchjgj 3 weeks ago

What does this have to do with rent 🤨

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Posted by gandalfian 3 weeks ago

Not much, I was just commenting on how London is a different world.

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Posted by Cornishcollector 2 weeks ago

1000 a day to slap some paint on walls 🤯

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Posted by genghbotkhan 2 weeks ago

I too got quotes for £1000's so I got my friend to help me paint it after a long term tenant moved out. As we were replacing the carpets it didn't matter that we dripped paint on the floor so much. Not all landlords are rolling in it. We make enough to break even. And we get taxed on any profits.

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Posted by Jimlaheydrunktank 2 weeks ago

Lmao. It’s quite easy to paint a flat. 30k? Haha

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Posted by Gullible-Damage-59 3 weeks ago

Dayummmm. They must have millions invested.

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Posted by BlueTrin2020 3 weeks ago

He probably bought a long time ago when it was cheaper

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Posted by StillCopper 3 weeks ago

I would also bet the owner is not English, and if you check further it's probably an off shore investment group, not a single owner. So your rent money is going to warmer sandy countries.

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Posted by South_Afternoon3436 3 weeks ago

At least my rent is having a nice holiday 

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Posted by StillCopper 3 weeks ago

Here in the US many places are requiring property owners have a representative who is legally liable for taking care of the property be a resident of the state where the property is. Gives states legal grounds to go against a resident to get slumlord stuff handled.

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Posted by BlueTrin2020 3 weeks ago

I guess the UK usually respect ownership and does not have a too strong history of seizing assets from foreigners?

So I guess why not park some safe money there?

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Posted by BazilBroketail 3 weeks ago

As an American what's up with this subreddit? Is it for landlords to bitch at tenants or tenants to bitch about landlords? 

"He's got so much invested, he's a golden dog!!!"

"I lived there, it's shit." 

Lol.

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Posted by ClassroomLumpy5691 3 weeks ago

I think it's more the former heheh

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Posted by phpadam 3 weeks ago

Anti-Landlord Trolls get attracted to certain posts. Like this one.

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Posted by Impossible_Map_9562 3 weeks ago

Ahh yes dirty rentioids wanting to not spend 50% of their budget on housing alone. Crazy. Wild even.

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Posted by StrangeRun5537 2 weeks ago

It's "UK" landlords.

Bitching is a national pastime.

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Posted by Uncle_Adeel 3 weeks ago

Did a quick calculation, for the one at the bottom of the list, the rent constitutes 0.298% of the property sale price per month, meaning in 28 years the property would get 1.59M in rent (the house was sold at 1.59M in 2023)

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Posted by CobblestoneCurfews 3 weeks ago

So a only 3.6% return a year? I know there will be capital appreciation on top of that but that's a pretty unimpressive investment.

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Posted by jiggjuggj0gg 3 weeks ago

The owner won’t be buying the property cash. They put down the deposit, get tenants to pay the mortgage, and then end up with a fully paid off house they then get the full capital gains from.

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Posted by CobblestoneCurfews 3 weeks ago

That's true but it demonstrates that it mostly relies on buy-to-let mortgages to make it a good investment.

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Posted by throwthrowthrow529 3 weeks ago

Everyone needs to stop thinking the return is in the monthly rent. Surely he return is a paid off investment at the end of the loan - that you have put little to nothing into

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Posted by cdp181 3 weeks ago

The return is generally just relying on property prices increasing while tenants pay the interest on your loan.

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Posted by Sburns85 3 weeks ago

That’s still more than a mortgage a month at current interest rates

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Posted by phpadam 3 weeks ago

Rent has to be 125% more at about 2% above current interest rates, to be able to apply for a mortgage.

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Posted by rottingpigcarcass 3 weeks ago

What about deposit?

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Posted by Emotional-Web9064 3 weeks ago

Depends on how big a mortgage you’re taking.

Let’s say it’s 60% LTV - ie a mortgage of 954,000.

At 5% interest that’s £3,975 - but has required a capital outlay of £636,000. If you put that in a Chase or Marcus account then (assuming you’re a higher rate payer) net of tax it gives you 16,965 pa - or another £1,413 of income - even in a horribly inefficient method of saving.

Obviously the appreciation of the house isn’t taken into account, but then nor is the wear and tear.

Buy-to-let contracts also have +1% pa interest added on.

Basically a pretty shoddy return for the landlord, despite costing an arm and a leg for the renter.

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Posted by OkPea5819 3 weeks ago

A 25% deposit, interest only, 30 year 5% mortgage on that is a similar cost to the rent.

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Posted by NeilSilva93 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but the rent isn't going to be the same amount for 28 years now is it. It's only going to go up exponentially.

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Posted by Golhec 3 weeks ago

I lived on that road in a 2 bed flat 1 bath, pretty spacious and moved out July last year and we were paying about 1500 a month, the prices have gone insane. Also glad to see everyone else was inflicted with the impossible addresses. Mine had 3 different variants!

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Posted by Caltron44 2 weeks ago

How was your experience moving out and getting your deposit back?

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Posted by phpadam 3 weeks ago

Maybe, or Maybe not. What we know for certain is they have a lot of wealth going to provide housing. The amount of debt they are in is unknown to any of us, nor is the Ground Rent or Service Charges on these flats.

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Posted by MaxTraxxx 3 weeks ago

It’s just going to get worse unfortunately. We’re looking to buy at the moment and the number of previously tenanted places is unbelievable

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Posted by slowtrucking 3 weeks ago

None of my properties are in London but presumably the rent is in line with the higher investment they’ve made to buy/build the properties 🤔 Would be interesting to see how long at those rates it would take until they’re in profit for sure.

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Posted by dweenimus 3 weeks ago

That many flats in Tooting? Gotta be a slum landlord

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Posted by KeyKing4870 3 weeks ago

Knowing who this landlord is, I have a feeling there's a few missing from this list too or at least there used to be!

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Posted by Jatkinsss 3 weeks ago

Horrid woman who I had the pleasure of renting from then waiting over a year to get the deposit back in court.

Immense greed preying on young people and stealing deposits she clearly hasn’t learnt her lesson from a few years back.

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Posted by stumanton 2 weeks ago

Agreed. Having lived there a few years back, she really was a piece of shit. Do not go near these places

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Posted by OneFourForFun 3 weeks ago

My partner used to live in one of her properties and has said the landlady likely has around 40 (pinch of salt, obviously) properties. When they gave their keys back she was moaning how tough it is to be a landlord these days, while my partners rent increased ~15% per year, with not a single penny spent on maintaining the property, and when they informed her they were leaving there was no reply, they just found the property online an hour later, another 10% higher.

Needless to say they are much happier, and receiving far better value, elsewhere.

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Posted by UCthrowaway78404 3 weeks ago

it depends on where they were just on 20% downpayment on interest only and just remortgaging over and over again to acqure more. A lot of LL who did this got stung really badly and exepriencing some of the lowest rent increase in the midst of the hight interst payment since 2008.

London wages aren't all that much massively higher than the rest of the country, people are up to their neck on rent payments as it is so people cant be squeezed to pay any more. Leading ti people just choosing to leave London to rent out shitty ex-councl houses for 3.5X what the council rent is.

I think covid changed a lot of things and many people got used to homeworking and many companies are providing shared office hubs out of town so employees can work away from a main office, but still have an office-y environment somewhere

Edit: just to illustrate my point that rentors just not willing to pay through their nose to live in London any more. The property in SW12 9RX is listed for £4750. On rightmove for the same postcode a property was on the market for a month and no interest, the recently dropped the asking by 5.4% to £4400. It's not massively lower, but once upon a time, these properties would be off the market after a few days/.

edit2: Oh this is just brilliant, same postcode, 1 bed flat (on a short let) asking for £3500! Listed in 15th July, still no takers, and now they want £3500, after dropping by 10.2% - so they had £3850 in mind before?

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Posted by GloomySwitch6297 3 weeks ago

"London wages aren't all that much massively higher than the rest of the country," ????

this must be some kind of a joke that I don't get

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Posted by UCthrowaway78404 3 weeks ago

London median is 44k, UK median is 34k.

That 10 grand will be a net loss for like for like property rental.

Sure the top warmers are in London and there are extreme high incomes in London. Quarter mil salaries etc but these are the tiny minority here.

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Posted by Cartepostalelondon 3 weeks ago

Just because something costs a lot of money doesn't mean there's lots of profit.

Sometimes, cheap property in areas outside of large Metropolitan areas yields bigger returns. Also, that £3150 isn't pure profit, especially if mortgaged.

Though I would be checking to see how much the water rates/likely cost of metred water was amd who was actually liable for water bills before signing a contract.

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Posted by DistancePractical239 3 weeks ago

£35k a month rent? I'm on £22k from 5 houses.  Nothing is what it seems. When you got these many houses you have alot more maintenance going on. And like others said no one knows how much debt he has. For example we got 4million on rent and £260k a year rental income, 800k loan. 

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Posted by VinylHighway 3 weeks ago

Gee it's not like the UK hasn't embraced capitalism for hundreds of years

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Posted by Charming_CiscoNerd 3 weeks ago

Can’t be making much if he’s put them all to let… but yes the prices are something else, that much a month in rent, I wouldn’t be able to sleep

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Posted by Innovatir001 3 weeks ago

Not necessarily - it depends on the Local Housing Allowance for the area, and whether the landlord is a Housing Association or Private Landlord. The LHA reflects the market rents for the local area, and based on number of bedrooms, but the distributional analysis was last updated March 31 2021.

If a social landlord, rents will have not kept up with the private sector.

Of course, if a private landlord, this could be the Police Pension Fund or even some Tory such as Mr Tony Blair.

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Posted by Imreallyadonut 3 weeks ago

That’s an “I’m fully booked, but if you’re daft enough to pay I’ll get subbies in for the other jobs and do it price”.

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Posted by JacobSax88 3 weeks ago

Over £700 a year for water???

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Posted by meowzwr 3 weeks ago

Wait till you realise who owns the land

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Posted by Rich-Rhubarb6410 3 weeks ago

Who knows. He may be mortgaged massively. Then take into account voids, refreshes, upkeep, non paying tenants and the solicitors costs thereafter, insurance etc. then factor in his risk for the amount of money he has invested. Then tell me he’s making a tidy sum. I guess he isn’t making anywhere near what you think.

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Posted by Jatkinsss 3 weeks ago

She*

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Posted by CyronSplicer 3 weeks ago

Own/live in a 2000sqft bungalow with a decent size, private back garden in the north west of England in a relatively small country town. The entire mortgage on the house every month is about £800. I knew London was extortionate, but my God, i didn't realise.

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Posted by proze_za 2 weeks ago

What do you do for work, if I may ask?

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Posted by David_Kennaway 3 weeks ago

Landlords get roughly 5% of the properties value in rent. Unlike other investments the landlord has. Management fees for managing and letting. Legal costs Repairs Unoccupied periods Tax

If they didn't get 5% they would invest their money elsewhere.

The average price if a London house is £708,000. So the rent would be around £3,000 per month.

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Posted by SeaweedClean5087 3 weeks ago

I had a friend who I asked to paint the inside of my 3 bed seni. another friend suggested a database of £100 a day. Eventually we agreed on £60. After week 4 I had to drop it to. £30. He was getting room and board and it eventually took him 8 weeks. I’d say I’d never trust him again but he died in early 2020

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Posted by RealNyal 3 weeks ago

The cost of living in London is very high. I will be surprised the Land Lord makes much from it too.

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Posted by Coollooney 3 weeks ago

Apparently you have to bid for a rental property now in London. They ask you what you are prepared to pay and rent to the highest bidder. Your nuts if you take a property on this basis

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Posted by phpadam 2 weeks ago

Getting banned soon,

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Posted by 0---------------0 2 weeks ago

Please leave my nuts out of this.

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Posted by PlentyScratch8534 3 weeks ago

Tell me know you nothing about property without telling me the labour government have made any landlords investment in btl property especially in london completely unviable

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Posted by purply_otter 3 weeks ago

How do you know what properties a landlord owns? Like where is this list from

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Posted by Unusual_Addition3422 3 weeks ago

Welcome to the dystopian hell hole that is London. I pay £1,600 p/m for a tiny studio.

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Posted by Prestigious-Error-70 3 weeks ago

All of these are more than double my monthly income

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Posted by Apprehensive-Bag-890 3 weeks ago

I work in Canary Wharf a one bed flat is 3k a month

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Posted by Difficult-Pizza-4239 3 weeks ago

Rental profit is almost non-existent. These properties have probably a pretty high maintenance cost. Selling them and investing the money in the stock market would probably translate into better returns in the long term.

Most likely though the landlord has already a pretty big stock portfolio and he’s diversifying his exposure.

I wouldn’t call this a tidy profit without more info on the ongoing costs, especially in London

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Posted by LegitimateBoot1395 3 weeks ago

Depends how many mortgages he has.

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Posted by matt_cum 3 weeks ago

Go 7 miles out and pay less than 1/2. Even with travel into Zone 1 you will be quids better of.

Bit further out, and you can ren a whole house for this much. And share the costs

Unless you prefer to pay for the postcode.

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Posted by brokenchap 3 weeks ago

Rent isn't as expensive as that

Those prices are high for Tooting, you should be eclectic at least £250 less & if you look around a bit a fair bit cheaper

You're being charged a premium for bring right next to the common & I reckon a not from London premium too

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Posted by Odd-Suggestion5853 3 weeks ago

And here I am with a 3 bed semi in Wales for 750 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted by solar1ze 3 weeks ago

Needs to be more regulation to prevent landlordism. The argument that regulation would make landlords sell up and we’d have nowhere to live doesn’t wash with me. If landlords sold up and stopped charging exorbitant rents, then a whole lot more houses would be available on the buying market leading to lower house prices. Those wanting to exit the rent trap could buy, leaving a healthier and larger social and smaller private renting environment.

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Posted by TheCurlyHomeCook 3 weeks ago

Very few renters are in the position to buy with anything close to a decent deposit, however. I don't think it's as easy a transfer as it's made out to be.

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Posted by Full_Atmosphere2969 3 weeks ago

Been happening for years. Companies are replacing private landlords.

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Posted by Spiritual-Fuel4502 3 weeks ago

You do realise most houses landlords buy are un-mortgageable. If landlords were not buying these houses there would Be a lot of slumbs and rents would Be double. Its not like landlords are buying up homes that a non landlord can Buy.

Goese like this, we buy with own cash, we renovate with own cash, then we put a mortgage on the property once its in a good state the bank will loan on. We get back Maybe 80% of our cash in the current market, then we have a mortgage and safety certificates and agency fees to pay. Most landlords don't see the any real return untill retirement

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Posted by Nearby-Quail-9756 3 weeks ago

Yeah I've noticed here people seem to have very unrealistic ideas about how profitable being a landlord is.

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Posted by Spiritual-Fuel4502 3 weeks ago

100% they seem to miss understand what we do and how much expense we have. Each one of my houses in lucky to turn 4k a year proft. And 25% deposit plus £40,000 renovation

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Posted by IntelligentDeal9721 3 weeks ago

Really seeing this with the market - market on do it up property in many areas is basically dead.

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Posted by Spiritual-Fuel4502 3 weeks ago

Still works for me, brought 4 this year. Not London though

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Posted by IntelligentDeal9721 3 weeks ago

I'm watching the going round and round lower and lower and getting more and more tempted except for the regulation changes and how much they'd cost to get to EPC C

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Posted by Equal_Shift_6192 3 weeks ago

"The argument that would make regulation would make landlords sell up and we'd have nowhere to llive doesn't wash with me..."

It shouldn't wash. Mainly because they can't take the houses with them!! Not only more on the market, but it would disincetivise other landlords buying them as they come up for sale.

"Landlords" should be limited to 1-2 extra properties (as some renting is necessary for people not committed to an area), but larger portfolios for 'property investment' need to be heavily, HEAVILY, taxed.

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Posted by [deleted] 3 weeks ago

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Posted by KWMmcr 3 weeks ago

Still smarting that you are under qualified?

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 3 weeks ago

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Posted by UCthrowaway78404 3 weeks ago

wow, who puts the full address out like this. This some sort of leak from a managing agent? Are these all currently available?

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Posted by phpadam 3 weeks ago

Not sure. If its owned in a company, it would all be publicly avaliable at companies house.

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Posted by Cocaine_is_a_must 3 weeks ago

Looking ar goigle maps the property looks somewhat decent from the outside but there's no telling what it looks like inside...

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Posted by Gee_dog 3 weeks ago

I don’t think he / she is. I live in south west - not too far from this area. Basically, everything after £2500 is a really hard to rent (talking about 2+ bedrooms). There are plenty of flats for higher price available right now in the market. I wouldn’t be surprised if all of them are available. Tho, maybe the “mystical rich foreigners” rented them out.

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Posted by -Strider 3 weeks ago

Agreed. These rents look pretty expensive for Tooting Bec. Not massively so, but definitely on the expensive side.

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Posted by Rubber_Rider 3 weeks ago

Those do seem pretty high, we moved out of London in 2020 and I was paying £1600 for a 2 bed flat not that far away from the first one in the list. (It was damp and a shithole that nothing ever got fixed in, but what else is new in the london renting scene?)

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Posted by Lovethosebeanz 3 weeks ago

He is likely paying 50% tax on the rent he is getting in. Paying high mortgages on each property he cant offset and huge maintenance costs of being a landlord in london. The comment below of a 30k paint job is what I see all the time.

Is likely breaking even, maybe making a small profit at best unless he owns them outright.

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Posted by Jatkinsss 3 weeks ago

She* and I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s dodging tax from my experience renting from her.

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Posted by morebucks23 3 weeks ago

Leeches

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 3 weeks ago

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Posted by Sensitive_Ad_9195 3 weeks ago

In Tooting Bec and they look like cheap sharing places with no living room - the kind you’d live in at uni. Shocking to be over a grand before bills. Inflation has been crazy.

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Posted by t3hShmo 3 weeks ago

What a Fucken cunt this landlord is.

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 3 weeks ago

Please Keep it Civil

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Posted by Conveth 3 weeks ago

Those rents are my take home pay basically! FFS!

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Posted by Resident_Sundae7509 3 weeks ago

Scum of the earth landlords

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 3 weeks ago

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Posted by Resident_Sundae7509 3 weeks ago

Scum of the earth landlords

Edit: I can be anti-landlord here too. Since time immemorial, stretching back to the advent of agriculture, hierarchical society and land ownership, the villains of every tale have been, are and will always be, the good for nothing shit heel landlords. Get fucked.

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 3 weeks ago

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Posted by JuBreCaBra 3 weeks ago

Eat the rich

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 2 weeks ago

Please Keep it Civil

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Posted by Dismal-Art-7521 3 weeks ago

People shouldn't be allowed to own more then two houses.

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Posted by StrangeRun5537 2 weeks ago

Go and cry more, peasant!

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 2 weeks ago

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Posted by Jatkinsss 3 weeks ago

Wow crazy story, I actually used to rent from this landlord and it’s actually a landlady.

Absolutely horrible woman who made up a load of lies about how we treated the property and how much she spent on fixing things such as lightbulbs that we replaced ourselves to keep our deposit, refused a dispute resolution process and eventually we had to go to court to get the deposit back.

There’s even an article about her here that references ones of these properties and how she lied about how many tennants she had living in it.

Back then about 6 years ago I was paying £800 a room in one of the three beds, unsurprisingly her greed hasn’t stopped.

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Posted by Thejmanshearsy 3 weeks ago

This is mad, I also lived in one of these properties with my housemates and had EXACTLY the same situation. The same scam of keeping the deposit and then when issuing a claim via deposit protection against her she flipped the script and took us to court. Interrupted by Covid it took about 6 years to get the money back and at the time I spoke to the others in the flats above and they said she’d done exactly the same thing to them. Nasty piece of work, also found that article and wasn’t surprised in the least, had many many phone calls with her during the early stages of trying to get the deposit back and got very bad vibes indeed.

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Posted by Jatkinsss 3 weeks ago

She must do it for every single tenant, what a broken system that allows this kind of abuse.

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Posted by Jack_in_box_606 3 weeks ago

Property as income should just be made illegal at this point. People need them to live, so stop trading housing like a capitalist venture.

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 2 weeks ago

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Posted by Wooden_Astronaut4668 3 weeks ago

Oh mannnn my mum sold my nans flat in Tooting Bec, was dreading seeing it on this list, luckily it isn’t …(yet 😬🤣)….

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Posted by Spiritual-Emphasis14 3 weeks ago

Painting is the easiest of the trades, do it yourself, but don't make a fkn mess, your landlord may have it done by a professional and charge you $$$$$$$$

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Posted by Spiritual-Emphasis14 3 weeks ago

Here in Greater Vancouver it's $200 per hour, if you can find anyone. If you can find a person under 40 that doesn't look at their phone every 10 minutes, hire them they're a dying breed.

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Posted by ElectronicLet9845 3 weeks ago

Cries in paying 2200 for a 1 bed

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Posted by controversial_Jane 3 weeks ago

Tooting Bec road though, it’s not like this all over Tooting.

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Posted by Excellent-Drummer812 3 weeks ago

This is one of the reasons the rental market is mental

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Posted by Responsible-Web-5883 3 weeks ago

Leeches

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 2 weeks ago

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Posted by mowlds 3 weeks ago

The Montana road ones can't be flats it must be for the whole house, I used to live a couple of streets along on moring road, when we left in 2021 the landlord listed our first floor two bed flat for 1750 a month so there's no way any ground floor flat would be double that in 3 years even with the recent increase. Either way the point still stands for a house I just can't imagine who out there is willing to part with that much money to live in tooting. Period.

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Posted by SpicyFridge 3 weeks ago

Can confirm they’re all flats

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Posted by Bonodog1960 3 weeks ago

It’s time we had rent control especially in London

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Posted by meph_addict 3 weeks ago

Vampires walking (or driving Bentleys) amongst us

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Posted by smvtov 3 weeks ago

Does ADHUBEN RAJNI SHAH and RAJNIKANT PURSHOTAAM SHAH know that you are posting a list of their properties on the internet for everyone to see!??? Seriously??

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Posted by stumanton 2 weeks ago

And…?

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Posted by Kekioza 3 weeks ago

Parasites

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Posted by uklandlords-ModTeam 2 weeks ago

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Posted by Conscious_Carry9918 3 weeks ago

Don’t worry, they’ll go on to tell you all about the “plight of the landlords”. The rich complain more than the poor do.

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Posted by Brave_Wish_4725 3 weeks ago

That’s the secret of any London landlord as many heads as possible enclosed in one tiny flat that barely fits a bed, you open your fridge laying down on your bed it’s mental and there is little to no control over what they can do to cash in 😂

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Posted by Available_Map1161 3 weeks ago

Wow

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Posted by DMMMOM 3 weeks ago

My daughter lives in an apartment complex in Surrey, very nice spacious flats, underground parking, gated entrance etc. A middle aged Irish guy owns the whole thing lock stock and barrel. 42 flats and my daughter pays £2k a month rent. Yep, over 80k a month. And he owns other blocks too in Surrey and South London. We reckon he's probably good for half a million a month. The only plus side is that he's barely put the rent up in 6 years and the flat is beautiful and any problems are fixed the next day as a rule.

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Posted by BurnerThr0vv 2 weeks ago

THIS is the reason Londoners have a housing shortage. Greedy landladies like this, buying properties to rent and screwing one potential home owner who intends to live in there at a time.

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Posted by stanmoor 2 weeks ago

My sister used to live at number 10, so she knows the landlord. They got scammed out of their deposit for some nonsense reason, had to take them to court which unfortunately we ended up losing because the date was on Xmas eve and my mum forgot to attend!

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Posted by atreeon 2 weeks ago

I'm all in for the right to rent one's own reasonably sized house and cover costs whilst temporarily relocating; family members get sick, we need to move for employment or health reasons. One should be able to swap one house for another and not get taxed on both properties. When renting someone's reasonably sized sole dwelling; there shouldn't be any tax on that; no income tax or capital gains tax.

I'm all in for landlords making a living, making homes safe and habitable and owning an extensive portfolio and charging the going rate in rent. However they should be subject to 90% tax over a certain low threshold of income.

Some businesses can take their business to another country; you can't do that with a house!

Tax those portfolio landlords!

Edit: this is not anti landlord at all; just makes sense regards to taxation.

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Posted by UnlikelyExperience 2 weeks ago

Speaking as a former tooting resident before rent went up 10000% ... Tooting is so fucking overpriced

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Posted by grimorg80 2 weeks ago

Parasites hoarding a fundamental resource.

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Posted by stumanton 2 weeks ago

I lived in 2 Montana Road, the landlord was a total piece of shit who refused to do any work on the place. The GFF was horrendous and the landlord did absolutely nothing to fix any of the problems. Steer clear or her and her husband

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Posted by Dazzling-Remote8356 2 weeks ago

Good on them. Hard work pays off 👌🏻☺️

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Posted by Dazzling-Remote8356 2 weeks ago

Good on them. Hard work pays off 👌🏻☺️

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Posted by Dazzling-Remote8356 2 weeks ago

Good on them. Hard work pays off 👌🏻☺️

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Posted by FatJellyCo 2 weeks ago

On average around 8x my mortgage payment for a house per month to rent a shitty flat in a dangerous polluted city 🤪. It’s such a shit hole of a place .

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Posted by Deffonottheb 2 weeks ago

Eat the rich

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Posted by killeverycunt- 2 weeks ago

All landlords and mods should be piled up in a massive bonfire and burnt alive.

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Posted by sunibla33 2 weeks ago

"He must be making a tidy profit"

Depends on what he paid for the properties.

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Posted by Real-Resolution9504 2 weeks ago

I’m with social housing and my rent is £1200 per month 2 bed studio flat in CROYDON. Moving to Australia with my promotion thank God.

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Posted by 4dmillion 2 weeks ago

Even the water rate is a rip off, mine is about £35/m

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Posted by rpalattao 2 weeks ago

I know this Landlady - she was my client when I worked in Balham, South London in Lettings (Agent called Lauristons). She pretty much owns Tooting Bec. Always inflating prices.

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Posted by EducationalReward761 2 weeks ago

Work hard and you can have investments making you money too.

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Posted by No_Seaworthiness569 2 weeks ago

London needs to go outside and touch grass...those rent prices are an absolute JOKE! 3 and a half grand a month to rent a flat?? In most places north of London you can rent a decent sized house for quarter of that..

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Posted by Cypher_Marz 2 weeks ago

So umm... all these are empty? Available?

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Posted by RoverandFido 2 weeks ago

And every single property will be an ex council flat.

It's disgusting, and should be illegal. It wouldn't take much legislation to ensure that if someone wants to let out an ex council property, they can not charge more than the local going rate for council rent. The 'right to buy' scheme should never have been implemented in major metro centres in the 1st place.

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Posted by M1yukl 2 weeks ago

First of all, that's Southwark which is near central London, no shit the prices will be sky high. At least it's less than half of NYC

Try other places like bromley or purley or harrow

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Posted by TheTackleZone 2 weeks ago

Holy moly. I rented in Colliers Wood, not far from those places, from 2103-2017 and was paying 1500 a month for a 2 bed terrace. It was small, but functional, and even then I thought it was a fair chunk of cash. I could no way afford double that even now!

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Posted by AnyAd7274 2 weeks ago

Fuck landlords dude

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Posted by StephenSpawnking 2 weeks ago

I used to live in Muswell Hill, my old landlord was a big shot lawyer in North London, old guy in 60s.

The had a general handy man / repair guy. Denis was his name, he was really down to earth and didn't like his boss much but anyway one day we were chatting while he was doing some repairs at my place and he told me the landlord owned 15 properties he rented out all over Muswell Hill / Highgate / Hampstead / Finchley and that mine was on the lower end in terms of size and rent.

One day the ceiling started to bubble and eventually bits of the plaster started collapsing in the house, dust everywhere, some of my furniture got damaged. They came and repaired it but I decided to give notice and move. Long story short the landlord blamed me for the ceiling (saying I had turned the heating on to high through the winter as his reason) and tried to keep my deposit. I reported him to council and raised a dispute with my Tenancy Deposit Scheme. They gave me back my deposit in full and basically told him he was full of shit.

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Posted by drowsypants 2 weeks ago

Jesus fucking christ I knew London was expensive but 3 grand a month is crazy

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Posted by Unlucky_Formal_1201 2 weeks ago

As a guy from California my mind is blown that these are considered expensive rents

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Posted by Rough_Champion7852 2 weeks ago

That’s the I don’t want the work quote.

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Posted by MRH1548 2 weeks ago

Tooting has always been a bit pricey…

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Posted by ScienceOverNonsense2 2 weeks ago

Jumping to conclusions is not good exercise; it never leads to fiscal fitness. Your landlord could have high costs too, or be awash in debt on the property.

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Posted by FormalAd52 2 weeks ago

THIS WAS MY OLD LANDLADY! I lived with two mates in 127 back in 2021!!

Our rent during covid was 2250 and we moved out after a year because she increased the rent to 3k.

She’s also absolutely corrupt and rips over every tenant in her buildings with fake inventories to take away your entire deposit!

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